Rain falls because the clouds can no longer handle the weight.” Sitting alone and enjoying your own company is better than being surrounded by fake people.” You know you are old when your childhood toys are now in a museum.” Work, Really? Again? Didn’t i just Do that yesterday.” So, please don’t worry! No storm, not even the one in your life, can last forever.” Keep in mind that trouble comes to pass, not to stay. It will never rain 365 days consecutively. ![]() Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together.” I hate how after an argument I think of all the clever shit I should have said.” You fall, i laugh then i fall too because I was laughing so hard.” If sleep is good for the brain, why is it not allowed in school?.” That moment when you can’t finish a sentence because you’re laughing so hard about the ending.” Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.” You can’t always control who walks into your life… but you can control which window you throw them out of.” The other one wants to know if penguins have knees.” 3 out of the 4 voices in my head want to sleep. Home: Where you can say anything you want because no one is listening to you anyway.” When i was young i just wanted to be older. I always give 100% at work! 12% on Monday, 23% on a Tuesday, 40% on a Wednesday, 20% on a Thursday and only 5% on a Friday! Welcome back weekInd!” Because one day, you might wake up from your sleep and realize that you lost the moon while counting the stars.” Never ignore a person who loves you, cares for you and misses you. So if a redhead goes crazy, is it called ginger snaps” Photo courtesy Pinterest Best Funny Minion Quotes I changed my car horn to sound like gunshots… People get out of the way much faster now. “I’m not a control freak, I just like things done my way.”.“I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.”.“I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.”.“I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.”.“I’m not crazy, I’m just too awesome for normal.”.“I’m not old, I’m just chronologically gifted.”.“I’m not late, I’m just fashionably on time.”.“I’m not lost, I’m just taking the scenic route.”.“I’m not forgetful, I just have too many things on my mind.”.“I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.”.“I’m not procrastinating, I’m just delaying my inevitable success.”. ![]()
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